datditto:

c-can I try some

i dont know you’ll have to ask vespiquen

datditto replied to your post: datditto replied to your post: ive once was…

so„ any reason why it doesnt last?

n-not many chicks are that into bugs it turns out…

ive been a gym leader before 

the reason i stopped being it was that i wanted to be an elite four member!

plus the gym badges got expensive

datditto replied to your post: i once drank 3 gallons of honey in one sitting

whats honey

you know from bees!! like my vespiquen here makes wonderful honey~

datditto:

hm, well most dittos live at a pokemon lab or daycare center, so i wanted to break free! see the world, appreciate the outdoors, stuff like that!

well yeah i see them around those places

you certainly are an advanced ditto arent you? talking and having the thought process of “breaking free” 

datditto replied to your post: ive once was signing a girls chest and my hand…

wwait so you’ve never had a girlfriend

w-what? of course i have..!!

ive once was signing a girls chest and my hand slipped, causing it to fall into her massive cleavage 

first time ive ever gotten to second base with anyone

i once drank 3 gallons of honey in one sitting

datditto:

nope!! I’m here it’s okay!!!

oh!? uh. hello. its just.. you? a ditto? low turnout today with my fangirls

eh no matter. im aaron of the elite four little ditto! why is it just you here?

so ive happened onto a barren wasteland huh